Monday, December 31, 2012

Last Rite-Reliefs



Dear Dude;
i Can;t Git The Kahula,
But There's Vodka Called the Raven,
But i Decided to Git Kreatively-Recreative;
So i Added, Hopin' u'll Chill on the Idea...
With Part-Pinned-Balls,
Some Unemployment,
Lottsa Brokers Who Left Me In Debts,
Drug Vets Who've Edged Over,
Penniless Millionaires,
Toe-Painted-Toads,
Webbed Ladies,
deFanged Boyz,
Musical Cacophonies-
All Berating Superman,
Ironman,
Spiderman-
But Uniformly,
Universally,
Not The Dude!
That's My White Russian!
have a Swell '13 :D

Hey Man,
i Dropped my Beverage-
And i'm Tryin' To Fly Over Where i Dropped My White Russian..

Yodald

Look Woo Dropped In The Inn-
Yoda,
That Boka,
With a Thermal Mugg-
Secrets It Contains,
The Green-Long-Eared Bugger Said N Left.

NY's Greetings: Chinese Postage Efficiency

"Watch The Card Below;
If You Miss-Wish Tonight-
You're Stamped For Execution Tomorrow... "
(Shit! Now i'm Dead)

if I Say Anything Stupid,
Insulting,
or Plain Damning-
Know Its The Bottles Talkin'...

Dear AWP,
i Like The Raven.
Now Why Don't Ye All Brew A Real Pungent Concoction And Call It The Takin?
Followed By a Dead Poppy-
Or a Dying Cypress?
And Give it Free Every New Year :)

And Now Comes The Penulltimate Greet-Backer;
SAME2U...
U2SAMESAME,
With The AWP Hang-Over-
"Ngi Sem Ngi Sem"-
Playin'inAudibly.

JamSexxion

Tonite's Midnight Air Jams;
Will Render My Cell Senseless,
And Voucher-Less,
As Greetings Fly For a Nite,
So Casting Aside The Mobile,
Telling Facebook i'm Statusting For The Last Time This Year-
Wishing You All,
aBLoodyFrigginWishFullFillingAllPerceftlyWorkingMinusCOmplicationsFullaHallucinationsAndThingsofTheKindThatBlowYerSensesRenderYeMeaningfullyUselessCravingDesiresProcrastinatdAversionsStillChweingRegurgitaingOldGrassMoldedAndDivocersThatKillLovesThatNeverHealMoniesThatAReRarifiedAndFvck!imOuttaBReath"

All i Wanted To Say,
Wasn'tHappyBirthday-
Just a JollyGoodSnaky Year!

Alright;
Midnight i Gotta Hug And Kiss Strangers Happily-
So i'm Making Sure i Wish Ye All...
Right Now,
What i'll Probably Forget 2Do When i'm Embraced By the Above-
So To get It Over With-
"HappyBloodyNewFrigginWhateversCookingNewYear"
Fvck!
What Relief!!!

Dear Mipham,
iLoveYe,
The Dragon's Gonna Go in aWhile,
But Its Sending The Snake!
You!
Its Your Year :)
So M... HappyNewYear, And Know That the Snake,
Is Wisdom on a Belly-
Keeping The Earth Wise And Warm...
Like You Do ;)




Ps: YourLustForLifeStartsRightNow!

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