Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Aftermath

High On The Mountains
 
Someone Posted This God's Own Plantation,
Organic,
Sustainable,
Renewable-
And Utterly Makes u Think u're a Butterfly,
Riding on a Saddled Shifty Shitfly,
Who Convinces You-
"That Honey Bees & Fruit-Flies Are just Hyping It Up"

Eve'sAdamned

This Year Confirms,
What i'd Subtly Suspected,
That Snakes Are Females,
Making Us Eat Compromising Apples-
And We're Still Paying The Price...
Jesus!
No Wonder Its New Year's Eve,
Adam Be Damned!

SadAdam

Adam Gits The Blues;
Gits Consoled,
By an Eve-Teaser-
Goin' Fats Diminos...

'Nuff Said:

1 Moe Greeting,
& i'ma Writhing-
"Shame2u"
With
"Merry Crises & a Happy New Fear"

LaughableHugs 

New Year's Over Stranger,
Stop Hugging And Humbugging Me-
We Are Bhutanese By Nature-
With Many Brand New New Years Interbred Around The Year...
But The Hugging's Over-
And Out,
And i Just Heard, Tomorrow's Again Another New Time To Err.

Come On!
Git Over It-
Its Been a Bloody Year...



Eve'sAdamned
 
This Year Confirms,
What i'd Subtly Suspected,
That Snakes Are Females,
Making Us Eat Apples-
And We're Still Paying The Price...
Jesus!
No Wonder Its New Year's Eve,
Adam Be Damned!

'Nuff Said:

1 Moe Greeting,
& i'ma Writhing-
"Shame2u"
With
"Merry Crises & a Happy New Fear"

LaughableHugs

New Year's Over Stranger,
Stop Hugging And Humbugging Me-
We Are Bhutanese By Nature-
With Many Brand New New Years Interbred Around The Year...
But The Hugging's Over-
And Out,
And i Just Heard, Tomorrow's Again Another New Time To Err.


HST

Keep a Warm Hearth Hunter,
You've Gotta Explain-
Fear And Loathing-
Cos i'm Done Hallucinating!

reMinders

Again-
Recap-
Rebroadcasted:
"Apply-Newt-Ears,
Get Rid of 'Em Useless Fears-
That Boil Down 2Nothing But a Bad Broth-
And a Smelly Breath."
Now Listen,
And Learn Ignorance.

X-ceptance

Come On!
Git Over It-
Its Been a Bloody Year...

DragonBallz 

Mr2012,
Ong Bak,
i Still Got-
UnFinnish Biznezz With Yer Clawing Marwarii Jewels>

TonyMontan'sGreets

Fvck Yer Resholutionss,
i Dont Even Know Wat it Means Tu'Know?
Now Y Dontya Git Urshelf,
Some of 'Em First Class Tickets 4de Wife,
And ur Bloody Holidaysh in England u Kokrowroach!

CellMates

a Thought,
And a Pause-
\For Those Afflicted With Tragedy-
And Me Brothers & Sisters In The Can, All Over The Globe;
They Make Lock Ye Up-
\But Freedom's Within- And Outdoors The World's Become An Enormous Gigantic-Humongous Jail,
Really i'm Not Kiddin'!!!
NowEnjoyTheChow-
And
HappyNewYear!
 
Fermentation

Dear 2012,
i Don't Wanna Say i Told Ye So,
But See,
How 2013 Gatecrashed!
Yer Miserable 365 Days of Fermented Smelly Poetry.

NB

BTW;
HNY-
FYI,
PS-
HOHOHO!

Floydus

Time, Like The Dark Side of Da Moon-
Captures Even The Invisibles.

Alchemistry

Happy2013,
Dear Senor Coelho-
And Thanks For Writing About Our Lives,
As Only Ye Can,
Most Honestly...
And Humanely :)

Smingle 

Now Available;
2B Free-
in Person,
Without The Gadgetry.

As If

Huh!?
What? When All Is Said And Done-
Its Back-2-Square-1!!!

MorningAfter

Didn't Git Stoned,
Got Pebbled.
Didn't Git Rock'd,
Got High-
On Jean,
In a Way That's Pleasantly Dry.
Must Confess,
it Was Controlled Mayhem...
When All Awashed With The White Soviet,
The Dude's White Russian-
Drank The Milky Way,
Alternating The New Year,
MyOwnWay...

BuyBuys

OK 1013;
This Is The Entree-
The Exit is 2014,
The Gatecrasher Was Prisoner Tagged No* 2012.

SilentPatakas

iLove Thimphu Fireworks;
Its Quiet,
Silent- And Echo-Friendly.

Mend The End

Nearing Suicide?
Try Cyanide-
Rat Poison is Just So Cliche-
And So Bloody Passe!
And Don't Try The Rope,
Ask This Giraffe-
Or Inbox Me!

EndCredits

Finally,
It Comes-
Naked And Raw,
Howling Like The Day Ye Was Birthed..
Hopefully Now Born!
And May the Fatty Pork of Happiness,
And The Hot Chili of Prosperity-
Follow You Wherever Go...

Duderino

Dear Dude;
i Can;t Git The Kahula,
But There's Vodka Called the Raven,
But i Decided to Git Kreatively-Recreative;
So i Added, Hopin' u'll Chill on the Idea...
With Part-Pinned-Balls,
Some Unemployment,
Lottsa Brokers Who Left Me In Debts,
Drug Vets Who've Edged Over,
Penniless Millionaires,
Toe-Painted-Toads,
Webbed Ladies,
deFanged Boyz,
Musical Cacophonies-
All Berating Superman,
Ironman,
Spiderman-
But Uniformaly,
Universally,
Not The Dude!
That's My White Russian!
have a Swell '13 :D

Flights

Hey Man,
i Dropped my Beverage-
And i'm Tryin' To Fly Over Where i Dropped My White Russian...

Ps: YourLustForLifeStartsRightNow!

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