Thursday, January 3, 2013

New-Low-Old-Notes

birds

Romanscia:
Since She Left,
I've Forgotten How to Make the Heart-
And Other Romantic Paraphernalia,
When Writing Short-Loving Messages.
[Didn't the Good Ol' Doctors Say,
About Apples Keeping the Dentists' Away-
or Some Such Nonsense?]

Menu of the Day:-
Toe-Jammed-Socks,
BBQ'd,
Roasted,
So Absolutely Aromatic You'll Smell The Kingdom of Sadistic Arabia

VajraHoller:-
Gods & Goddesses Do Not Bother Me,
Nor Do Deities-
Prepare My Vajra-Hell,
Tong Yer Bell,
And i'll Come Over,
With a Big Grin & Sun-Wind-Dried Shakam,
i Just Hope it Does Not Cause Any More Beef 'Twixt Us-
i Cannot Afford Another Butchering,
Slaughtering,
Battering,
Slammering-
You Get The Samsaric Picture?

New-Low-Ear:-
Dear
 Mipham Chhowing, If Distance Maketh the Heart Fonder-
Then You're the One i'm Most Fondest of.
For Now,
Here's My Misses,
And Another New Year's Greeting In That Never-Ending Bhutanese New Years-
This Is Called The "New-Low!"
Didn't i Tell Ya We Are a Funny Endangered Species?
And That Includes You Too! :)
Love, Jc
KickingTheWrongBucket :-
Suicidal Temptations & Tendencies-
When Miscalculated-
Can Get Ya Killed!
F:-
Is What Ye Really Really-
Wanna Say,
Loud And Clear,
Or Quietly Using a Silencer!
[An Ode,
To Those Without a Modeled Mode-
Here's a Little Toast of Positive Pomposity...
No Matter How Fleeting]

Poems,
Should Be Read in Silence-
That's When The Poetry Comes Alive-
Blossoming Right In Your Mind,
Spontaneously

Why Cry;
And Waste Tears?
When You Can Taste Fears...
Nervously.
ItsKompleakated:-   
Endangered Species (Klaatu album)

Men,
Women-
And Facebook Solutions


Yea-i'm Talkin' 2 u!:-
Don't Ever Stop Asking;
Questioning,
Inquiring,
Gossiping,
Rumoring,
And If Rendered Quiet-
Start All Over,
With Verve,
Swerve,
And Grotesquely Beautiful-Admirably-Annoying Nerves.
[Funny!
How People i Love The Most-
Are Never Around Me!]
GoingTurkey:-At Some Point Or Another,
You Gotta Quit-
Chicken Out!
D-End:-
Now,
Suddenly,
Spontaneously,
If i'm :DeaD-
Thiz izz De Penultimate Status Update!
[if i Ain't Instantaneously 
Liking,
Sharing Or
Poking,
It Means Ladies & Gentlemen,
"i've Momentarily Gone Out For a Whiff With The Lappie Still Plugged In"]
As Ass As Ass Can Be:-
OK- i'm an Arsehole,
So Are You!
Whaddya Thunk?
Now Say It Out Aloud-
A-Hola!
Kartoon:-
Cartoons Are Rather Underestimated,
Or Misunderestimated in the Former GW Bush's Words,
How i Miss the Monkey,
Beasitmay.
Cartoons Contain Contents Completing Circles,
Safe as Milk-
Funny as George,
Seriously!
Blissgorance:-
You Don't Have to Know Everything,
Somethings Are Better Left Unknown-
Such as the Meaning of Life,
E=MC2,
Computers,
Smartphones,
Scriptures,
Religion,
People,
And-
Women
  reVelations:-
Gotta Leave The Nest,
Take The Test,
And Live In The Rest-
Like Mendicants Do,
As The Buddha Did-
You See, The Rascals Hid The Truth Somewhere Between Here, There And Everywhere!
Facevertizing:-
Started With The 1298414Old Lady That Looks 18,
Tho' She Feels 9865454320000 Ears Old,
Now That There's a Daily Banana-
i've Had 'Nuff-
So Heres Ur Ad
What That Bloody Annoying Ad Really Wants 2-Say:


Do-Nut-Eid:
1. B-Fast
2. Brunch
3. Lunch
4. Supper
5. Dinner
Starve...
N Die-
Or Do Drugs-
Lastly...a Surgical Knife

[Now,
Deal-
With The Aftermath]

Over Under

SadAdam
Adam Gits The Blues;
Gits Consoled,
By an Eve-Teaser-
Goin' Fats Dominos...

High On The Mountains:-
Someone Posted This God's Own Plantation,
Organic,
Sustainable,
Renewable-
And Utterly Makes u Think u're a Butterfly,
Riding on a Saddled Shifty Shitfly,
Who Convinces You-
"That Honey Bees & Fruit-Flies Are just Hyping It Up"
Holiday fever

smoker

Eve'sAdamned:-
This Year Confirms,
What i'd Subtly Suspected,
That Snakes Are Females,
Making Us Eat Apples-
And We're Still Paying The Price...
Jesus!
No Wonder Its New Year's Eve, Adam Be Damned!
'Nuff Said:-
1 Moe Greeting,
& i'ma Writhing-
"Shame2u"
With
"Merry Crises & a Happy New Fear"
Keep a Warm Hearth Hunter,
You've Gotta Explain-
Fear And Loathing-
Cos i'm Done Hallucinating!

reMinders:-
Again-
Recap-
Rebroadcasted:


"Apply-Newt-Ears,
Get Rid of 'Em Useless Fears-
That Boil Down 2Nothing But a Bad Broth-
And a Smelly Breath."
Now Listen,
And Learn Ignorance.

Come On!
Git Over It-
It’s Been a Bloody Year...

Mr2012,
Ong Bak,
i Still Got-
UnFinnish Biznezz With Yer Clawing Marwarii Jewels>

[Fvck Yer Resholutionss,
i Dont Even Know Wat it Means Tu'Know?
Now Y Dontya Git Urshelf,
Some of 'Em First Class Tickets 4de Wife,
And ur Holidaysh in England u Kokrowroach!]
CellMates:-
a Thought,
And a Pause-
\For Those Afflicted With Tragedy-
And Me Brothers & Sisters In The Can, All Over The Globe;
They Make Lock Ye Up-
\But Freedom's Within- And Outdoors The World's Become An Enormous Gigantic-Humongous Jail,
Really i'm Not Kiddin'!!!
NowEnjoyTheChow-
And
HappyNewYear!

Time:-, 
Like The Dark Side of Da Moon-
Captures Even Invisibles

Now Available;
2B Free-
in Person,
Without The Gadgetry.

As If:-
Huh!?
What? When All Is Said And Done-
Its Back-2-Square-1!!!
MorningAfter:-
Didn't Git Stoned,
Got Pebbled.
Didn't Git Rock'd,
Got High-
On Jean,
In a Way That's Pleasantly Dry.
Must Confess,
it Was Controlled Mayhem...
When All Awashed With The White Soviet,
The Dude's White Russian-
Drank The Milky Way,
Alternating The New Year,
My Own Way
[iLove Thimphu Fireworks;
Its Quiet,
Silent- And Echo-Friendly]

Mend The End:-
Nearing Suicide?
Try Cyanide-
Rat Poison is Just So Cliche-
And So Bloody Passe!
And Don't Try The Rope,
Ask This Giraffe-
Or Inbox Me!
[Finally,
It Comes-
Naked And Raw,
Howling Like The Day Ye Was Birthed..
Hopefully Now Born!
And May the Fatty Pork of Happiness,
And The Hot Chili of Prosperity-
Follow You Wherever Go...]
Dear Dude:-
; i Can;t Git The Kahula,
But There's Vodka Called the Raven,
But i Decided to Git Kreatively-Recreative;
So i Added, Hopin' u'll Chill on the Idea...
With Part-Pinned-Balls,
Some Unemployment,
Lottsa Brokers Who Left Me In Debts,
Drug Vets Who've Edged Over,
Penniless Millionaires,
Toe-Painted-Toads,
Webbed Ladies,
deFanged Boyz,
Musical Cacaphonies-
All Berating Superman,
Ironman,
Spiderman-
But Uniformaly,
Universally,
Not The Dude!
That's My White Russian!
have a Swell '13 :D   
Last little rose


Dear M:-
, iLoveYe,
The Dragon's Gonna Go in aWhile,
But Its Sending The Snake!
You!
Its Your Year :)
So M... HappyNewYear, And Know That the Snake,
Is Wisdom on a Belly-
Keeping The Earth Wise And Warm...
Like You Do ;)

Yodald:-
Look Woo Dropped In The Inn-
Yoda,
That Boka,
With a Thermal Mugg-
Secrets It Contains,
The Green-Long-Eared Bugger Said N Left.
NY's Greetings: Chinese Postage Efficiency:-
"Watch The Card Below;
If You Miss-Wish Tonight-
You're Stamped For Execution Tomorrow... "
(Shit! Now i'm Dead)
if I Say Anything Stupid,
Insulting,
or Plain Damning-
Know Its The Bottles Talkin'
DonRea:-
Tonite's Midnight Air Jams;
Will Render My Cell Senseless,
And Voucher-Less,
As Greetings Fly For a Nite,
So Casting Aside The Mobile,
Telling Facebook i'm Statusting For The Last Time This Year-
Wishing You All,
aBLoodyFrigginWishFullFillingAllPerceftlyWorkingMinusCOmplicationsFullaHallucinationsAndThingsofTheKindThatBlowYerSensesRenderYeMeaningfullyUselessCravingDesiresProcrastinatdAversionsStillChweingRegurgitaingOldGrassMoldedAndDivocersThatKillLovesThatNeverHealMoniesThatAReRarifiedAndFvck!imOuttaBReath"

[All i Wanted To Say,
Wasn'tHappyBirthday-
Just a JollyGoodSnaky Year!]
Alright;
Midnight i Gotta Hug And Kiss Strangers Happily-
So i'm Making Sure i Wish Ye All...
Right Now,
What i'll Probably Forget 2Do When i'm Embraced By the Above-
So To get It Over With-
"HappyBloodyNewFrigginWhateversCookingNewYear"
Fvck!

What Relief!!!
Ps: YourLustForLifeStartsRightNow!

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